Farmer Pick-Up Lines – Twitter Edition

Do you find yourself without a date on Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back….with farmer pick-up lines!

While browsing the internet in hopes of inspiration for a post today, I stumbled upon the Twitter hashtag #FarmerPickupLines. Because there is always (always) a way to relate everything back to farming; right? I’ve compiled a list of the less raunchy ones here (you’ll have to go directly to the source to get the other kind) for you convenience.

Caution: I cannot guarantee nor recommend this approach in finding a date, but I would be more than happy to hear all about your attempts!

 

A tractor? That’s what I’m trying to do! #FarmerPickupLines

— Zazazu (@Zazazuing) November 17, 2016

I’d like to raise your barn. #FarmerPickupLines

— Naziba Ahmed (@NazibaAhmed1) November 17, 2016

You can ride on my buddy seat #FarmerPickupLines

— Devil’s Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) (@MGigger) August 15, 2015

“My dear, you look radishing tonight.” #farmerpickuplines

— Brometheus (@TheBrometheus) May 9, 2015

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you #farmerpickuplines ?

— señorita (@srtapeterson) January 13, 2015

If you were rye I’d pick you #farmerpickuplines

— Hannah (@1_hannahg) July 1, 2014

Hey girl, you got a nice field. I’d sure like to plow it #farmerpickuplines ?

— Connor Morton (@ConnorTheMorton) January 30, 2014

Good luck!!

Do you have a favorite Farmer Pick-up Line? Leave it in the comments!